one-liners

I love to laugh. It’s always good when you get to that crying-you’re-laughing-so-hard point.

I’d heard of Steven Wright before but Colleen (see below) reintroduced me tonight as we were hanging out in the kitchen after the party.

Enjoy these few one-liners (his specialty) from a whole list of ’em on this blog:

  • I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one… It wasn’t doing what I was doing.
  • If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.
  • A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don’t have to go. You’ll just be walking down the street, and…Ooooohhhhhh, that’s much better…
  • I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Oh, I’m laughing right now. My roommates are asleep. It’s awkward. So I’m trying not to laugh. Which is even funnier. I love funny lines that have residual laugh value. Tomorrow in the break room I’ll randomly remember one of these and break out laughing.

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One Response to one-liners

  1. Jim says:

    Welcome to the Steven Wright fan club. I think his humor is great, but somehow I have felt “alone” in that. Laughing with you!

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