I’ve been a sleep walker ever since I was a girl. The sleep walking episodes I’ve had recently always involve some kind of party in my room. Lots of people. I usually wake myself up as I’m walking around my room, trying to figure out where people can sit. (Look at that – even in my sleep I’m working out my gift of hospitality.)
Well, that dream will almost be reality tomorrow night. I’m going in for a sleep study. I go in at 8:00 p.m. tomorrow and finish at 6:00 a.m. Sunday morning.
Here are a few questions I have:
- What kind of music do they play in the room? R.E.M.?
- Is blackmail by the staff a common occurance after they see the crazy things patients do at night? (Oh, Lord, please prevent me from stupidness!)
- I’m assuming rampant nakedness was behind the need to add this to the instructions: “Sleepwear is required.”
Please join with me in praying that Saturday night reflects an average night of sleep for me. That’s so the readings will be accurate and we can figure out why I don’t often feel rested after waking up. Thanks!