Tonight, my roommate Jodi marched in to battle her stuck-up sink with a hefty bottle of Drano gel in hand. She emerged a few minutes later laughing, telling me about the directions.
Pour a quarter bottle slowly into the drain. Allow to work for 15 minutes, 30 minutes for tough clogs. Flush with hot water. Repeat steps if necessary.
Did they really need to tell the user that? As if we’d stare at the drain that was still clogged and, immobilized, say, “Well, that must be what it’s going to be like. There’s no hope.”