In learning a new Jazzercise routine I wondered what the lyrics were for the song. I googled the artist and song title and "lyrics" and found this goldmine site of misheard lyrics.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hums parts of songs wondering what they are…or making up what I think they're saying. Here's a favorite I found while looking around:
"America The Beautiful"
Oh, beautiful four Spacious Guys
For amber waves a grain
For purple mountain, magic trees
Above the fruitless plane.
Oh, beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountains majesties
Above the fruited plain.
What have you misheard?