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  • In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Smuggling Diamonds”
  • At LunchTime, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars – See If They Slow Down.
  • Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
  • As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk
  • Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  • Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
  • Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
  • When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won!, I Won!”
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